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jeffself.jpg (17133 bytes)Here's a gratuitous picture of me. Yes, I'm staring at a cam. No, it won't update 30 seconds from now. If you want to know anything that's not on my resume, just ask, the worst I can say is "No." Answers to the Frequently Asked Questions are 1. 42 in July. 2. No we're not, we just act as though we are sometimes. 3. Hobbies are lapsed obsessions. Mine include guitar. 4. Only if you pay me. 5. Yes, it's my real color. 6. We don't, but I do. 7. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 8. Sure, here's his picture. 9. Not again in this lifetime. 10. She hasn't asked me yet.