Here's a gratuitous picture of
me. Yes, I'm staring at a cam. No, it won't update 30 seconds from now. If you want to
know anything that's not on my resume, just ask, the worst I can say is "No." Answers to the
Frequently Asked Questions are 1. 42 in July. 2. No we're not, we just act as though we
are sometimes. 3. Hobbies are lapsed obsessions. Mine include guitar. 4. Only if you pay
me. 5. Yes, it's my real color. 6. We don't, but I do. 7. Buffy
the Vampire Slayer. 8. Sure, here's his picture. 9. Not
again in this lifetime. 10. She hasn't asked me yet.